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OK, you may think I’m really weird, but I think that would be great FUN.
Of course, it helps if you can spell. 
Take a look inside the latest way to meet a mate by reading “Can You Spell L-O-V-E“.
This Christmas may I have at least one really nice date.
May his car have clean seats and glass in all the windows
May he not be more than three hours late
May his left eye match the one on the right
May he have all his front teeth and not be high a a kite
May he have all his hormones under control
May he wear clean underpants without any holes
May his whiskers not burn and make my face blotch
May he think with his brain and not with his crotch
And, Lord, if I might ask for just one thing more…
May he have good aim in my bathroom and not pee on my clean floor
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6.
I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!
Thanks,
Troubled User…..
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Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance — particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Sincerely,
Desperate
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Here’s a collection of bad pickup lines that you might have some fun with…
(Look at his / her shirt label) When they say, “What are you doing?”, you say, “Checking to see if you were made in heaven.”
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see around here.
Are you religious? You’re the answer to my prayers.
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
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